Audition Date: 20th December 2025
Shrek Jr - Audition Materials
Welcome to the NACN Performing Arts Shrek Jr Audition Material page! Here you’ll find everything you need to prepare for your audition, including the music tracks with backing and vocal versions. Use the track to practice your song and get comfortable with the melody and lyrics, then rehearse the monologue to show off your acting and character skills. (Monologues were given in the audition pack.)
Auditions will take place on 20th December 2025 (by appointment), with show dates set for Friday 26th & Saturday 27th June 2026. Take your time, have fun, and bring your best energy – we can’t wait to see your performance!
Singing Audition Material
Shrek
BIG BRIGHT BEAUTIFUL WORLD (3:11 - End of Song)
KEEP YOUR BIG, BRIGHT, BEAUTIFUL WORLD l'M HAPPY WHERE I AM ALL ALONE
I GOT ALL I NEED, SO READ THE STINKIN SIGN. KEEP YOUR BIG BRIGHT BEAUTIFUL WORLD
I PARTY ON MY OWN ANYWAY
DOIN WHAT I CAN WITH A ONE MAN CONGA LINE. AND IT'S MINE
ALONE IT'S MINE ALL MINE!
Lord Farquaad and General Ensemble
WHAT'S UP DULOC PART 2 (0:00-0:27)
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP HERE IN DULOC. JUST TAKE A LOOK
THE THINGS l'M COOKING UP HERE IN DULOC. I LIKE TO COOK
A MODEL THAT AMAZES.
A PLAN WITH SEVEN PHASES. BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP HERE IN DULOC IN DULOC!
Young Fiona
I KNOW IT'S TODAY Start at (0:00-0:41)
THERE'S A PRINCESS IN A TOWER OH MY GOSH, THAT'S JUST LIKE ME. POOR RAPUNZEL NEEDS A HAIRCUT
BUT THE WITCH WON'T SET HER FREE.
SHE PASSES TIME BY SINGING LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW
AS YEARS GO BY SHE SITS AND WAITS AS YEARS GO BY UH OH A TORTUROUS EXISTENCE I DON'T REMEMBER THIS PART
SHE WISHES SHE WERE DEAD SKIP AHEAD SKIP AHEAD. BUT IN THE END RAPUNZEL FINDS A MILLIONAIRE.
THE PRINCE IS GOOD AT CLIMBING AND BRAIDING GOLDEN HAIR
Teen Fiona
I KNOW IT'S TODAY Start at (0:41-1:20)
SO I KNOW, HE'LL APPEAR
AND HIS ARMOR WILL BE BLINDING! AS SHINING AS HIS PERFECT TEETH AND MANLY HOSE
HE'LL PROPOSE ON ONE KNEE
AND OUR PRENUP WILL BE BINDING! ABOUT TIME WE SET A WEDDING DATE!
DAY NUMBER NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT I KNOW IT'S TODAY
HE'LL SHOW UP TODAY!
Fiona
I KNOW IT'S TODAY (1:20-2:04)
THERE'S A PRINCESS!
ANY PRINCESS!
TAKE YOUR PICK, THEY'RE ALL LIKE ME! NOT EXACTLY, l'M STILL WAITING!
THEY'RE OUT LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER BETTER GET HERE I WANT LOVE IN SECONDS FLAT!
NO ONE NEEDS THESE MIDDLE BITS WOOPS, DID I DO THAT?
CUT THE VILLAINS, CUT THE VAMPING CUT THIS FAIRY TALE
CUT THE PERIL AND THE PITFALLS CUT THE PUPPET AND THE WHALE!
CUT THE MONSTERS! CUT THE CURSES! KEEP THE INTRO! CUT THE VERSES!
AND THE WAITING! THE WAITING! THE WAITING! THE WAITING! THE WAITING!
Donkey
TRAVEL SONG (0:00-0:40)
SING A SONG, YES A TRAVEL SONG WHEN YA GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE CAUSE THE FUN IS GETTIN THERE
YEAH, OH WHAT THE HECK I MUST CONFESS I LOVE A ROAD TRIP SING A SONG HIT THE TRAIL FORGET THE MAPS FORGET THE GUIDES BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'VE MADE STRIDES WITH ME.
AND I KNOW, ALL I NEED ALL ALONG IS A PATH AND A PAL AND A SONG SO l'M SINGIN AND l'M PALIN WITH YOU.
Dragon
FOREVER (Start 1:55-2:45)
l'M NO PRINCESS, BUT HE WANTS ME NO GREAT BEAUTY, BUT HE WANTS ME
NO ONE EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER WANTED ME SO YOU'RE GONNA STAY, YOU'RE GONNA STAY, YOU'RE GONNA STAY
FOREVER MORE
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME.
Any Fairy Tale Character
FREAK FLAG (Beginning - 0:45)
WE SPEND OUR WHOLE LIVES WISHING. WE WEREN'T SO FREAKIN' STRANGE. THEY MAKE US FEEL THAT WAY.
BUT IT'S THEY WHO NEED TO CHANGE LET YOUR FREAK FLAG WAVE
LET YOUR FREAK FLY
NEVER TAKE IT DOWN NEVER TAKE IT DOWN RAISE IT WAY UP HIGH
LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY LET IT FLY FLY FLY.
Any Fairy Tale Character
STORY OF MY LIFE (Beginning - 0:30 - 0:60)
l'M NO PRINCESS, BUT HE WANTS ME NO GREAT BEAUTY, BUT HE WANTS ME
NO ONE EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER WANTED ME SO YOU'RE GONNA STAY, YOU'RE GONNA STAY, YOU'RE GONNA STAY
FOREVER MORE
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME.
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